Tuesday

Hiring New Interns


I found this picture priceless so I had to post it. The greatness of it lies not in the girl's shirt but instead in the irony of the situation. Her shirt compliments Democrats asking if you have ever heard of a "nice piece of elephant." But honestly, was there ever anyone better at picking out an "elephant" to screw around with than Bill Clinton himself?

Steve Marmel put it best when he said Clinton's dating record is like a Darwin chart. "You start with monkey and you end with monkey," Marmel explained. He also compared Bill Clinton's dating to a little kid with a cracker jack box. He said Bill would "crack open mobile homes to see what the prize was inside." And from the expression on his face in this picture, he may have just found such a prize again (one that apparently finds him sexy). Isn't it finally nice to have a moral President in the White House instead of his predecessor who thought that "foreign affairs" means screwing a woman from out of town?

I read somewhere that Bill Clinton received a 12 million dollar advance for this book. That is a lot of money for a book advance. However, as Jay Leno so adequately put it, "that's not even counting what he's probably getting under the table."

Keeping Texas a "red state,"

"The Bear"

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