Monday

According to Jim



So the Buckeyes are #1... for now. They convincingly downed the Longhorns 24-7 in the showdown Saturday night. And since it is getting a little late in the summer/fall to celebrate a big victory by going to Disneyland, Ohio State fans decided to celebrate by starting fires and hitting people with cars. The most compelling stats of the evening were not on the field but off it: 35-40 fires set, 17 arrests, and 3 people hit by a car. All they needed was Maurice Clarett to join in by supplying the vodka and firing shots into the sky and it could have been the best party ever.

I am not sure if coach Jim Tressel joined in the fun when he returned from Austin after the game. However, rumor has it that when speaking to reporters following their complete shalacking of Texas he told them that he had just voted in this week's USA TODAY Coaches' Poll and he has decided to "once again" put the Longhorns as the #1 team in the nation. I wonder if USA TODAY is going to have any comment...

"Fool me once.....,"

"The Bear"

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