I can just picture Chris Farley saying that into the fan now imitating Darth Vader on Star Wars, enter Tommy Boy. But as for those of you who can't quite picture that, or are terrified at the very thought, get used to it. According to sources Matt Leinart is going to be the proud papa of a kid with USC women's basketball player Brynn Cameron. Brynn will most likely redshirt this season (she is a junior) while Matt is off partying with Paris, um... I mean, playing football for the Cardinals.
Matt, who has been seen in numerous pictures on the internet with many different women lately (including leaving Hilton's home early one morning), was unavailable to comment to "Boomer Bear" mainly because I wouldn't know how the hell to contact him to get a statement.
We did find a statement from his rep regarding the Matt Leinart Foundation where he said "kids are important to Matt." Apparently they are so important that he didn't want his kid to miss his rookie year with the Cardinals.
"Hey Matt, what if it's a girl instead of a boy? Then who will you take out and drink and whore yourself around with? Oh yeah. Sorry, I forgot... Paris Hilton."
Unfortunately Matt should have learned from the National Championship Game against Texas that Trojans aren't always 100% effective in the clutch.
On another note, if Leinart has any more illegitimate children expect him to go #1 in the next NBA Draft.
Here's to Leinart, a great role model for his soon-to-be-kid,
"The Bear"
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